We are all slaves to trends, ever striving to feel like part of something, and the 30 day song challenge is no different. This list comes to us from long time reader, first time inmate DJ Dizzy Dan, recently court-martialed for his on-air conduct at Armed Forces Radio in the American Samoa.
If you do complete all thirty days you will have little to show for it, save my eternal and unwavering respect.
Day 1 – A song that you think a fish would like.
Day 2 – A song that rhymes with orange.
Day 3 – A song that annoys your neighbor.
Day 4 – A song that gives you nose bleeds.
Day 5 – A song for committing arson.
Day 6 – A song that reminds you of the dentist’s office.
Day 7 – A song you like from the future.
Day 8 – Two jazz songs played at the same time.
Day 9 – A song you like that is also a pirate shanty.
Day 10 – A song that would make your corpse leap from the grave and dance.
Day 11 – A song to stub your toe to.
Day 12 – A song that has multiple meanings (but none of them important).
Day 13 – A song that, when played backwards, summons unspeakable horrors.
Day 14 – A song from the moment of your conception.
Day 15 – A song that makes you impulse buy.
Day 16 – A song your mother would know (if you ever really got to know her).
Day 17 – A song you love by an artist you hate.
Day 18 – A song you like from Veggie Tales that is also an absolute bop.
Day 19 – A song with your full name in the title.
Day 20 – A song that awakens a repressed sexual fetish.
Day 21 – A song with the number of the beast in the title.
Day 22 – A song that makes you let your hair down then rip it out.
Day 23 – A song you like from the 1870s.
Day 24 – A song that made you choose the wrong career.
Day 25 – A song you like that doubles as a sedative.
Day 26 – A song to drive to traffic court.
Day 27 – A song so sweet it makes your teeth rot.
Day 28 – A song to repel others on public transportation.
Day 29 – A song that made that shirt look good on you in the store.
Day 30 – A song to slow dance with your dog to.