Dear Readers,
Many people have asked what I look like. I’m to understand vanity is a sin in some faiths and in truth I haven’t owned or looked into a mirror in nearly 40 years. Based solely on feel, I would say I am a classically handsome man, some 40 odd years old, with an athletic build and no eyes.
At any rate, if a fan or police sketch artist would like to try drawing me, it would really help me with the cloning spell I’d like to perfect in time for next Valentine’s Day.
Touching my face,
The Mystic Ivan