Good news everyone! The Mystic Ivan has broken his long silence to once again grace us with his foresight. These predictions come via telegraph from the Shady Oaks retirement village in Ft. Meyers, Florida along with the following message, which Ivan insisted be included in the heading. /millibeep Dearest readers, before revealing this month’s horoscope,Continue reading “Horror-scopes for the spookiest month of the year!”
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I once saw the Mystic Ivan survive among a pack of hyenas for three days armed with nothing but a tattered loincloth and a sharp stick. While the staff of the Roger Williams Zoo had no appreciation for this feat, I have been in awe of the man ever since. Below, I pass his wisdom,Continue reading “more horoscopes!”
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