Dear readers, October is upon us, and the lines between this life and the hereafter are blurred. In March of 2021, during what I had been led to believe was October by my joke-a-day calendar, I put together a critique of ghost photos to prevent you from falling for common fakes. This time, in whatContinue reading “Re: The Mystic Ivan Reviews Ghost Photos, Part 2”
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Re: The Mystic Ivan Saves the Whales
Dear Readers, First, let me start with an apology for my absence. I’ve been trapped inside a mall security guard office and have only just now been liberated. I’ve scrawled this missive on Baskin Robbins napkins in my own blood to bring you this news: Nature is healing. Not the normal nature, that’s broken beyondContinue reading “Re: The Mystic Ivan Saves the Whales”
The Mystic Ivan reviews horror movies
As I returned from my hiatus, I found the following waiting for me at the local telegraph office from our beloved field correspondent, Ivan. Just in time for Halloween! /millibeep Good evening readers, I recently discovered a cache of horror movie DVDs discarded behind a Jacksonville Waffle House. I was dismayed at how many ofContinue reading “The Mystic Ivan reviews horror movies”
The Mystic Ivan does a listicle: the 13 best gifts to buy this season
Dear readers, The festive season is upon us, Saturn is entering it’s Brazilian waxing phase, and my lawsuit to be allowed to use gold doubloon as currency at Walmart is still pending. To celebrate, I’ve put together a list of my 13 favorite gifts to give this holiday. Whether you celebrate Christmas (or like me,Continue reading “The Mystic Ivan does a listicle: the 13 best gifts to buy this season”
memoirs of The Mystic Ivan
Good news everyone! We’ve received another missive from The Mystic Ivan. /millibeep ~~~~~~~~~ Dear readers, With the recent popularity of the internet, I felt that this new technology could help me disseminate my life story. Many of the details are too mystically explicit for typical human eyes and much of it is written in anContinue reading “memoirs of The Mystic Ivan”
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